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computitis

1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard
Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.
by LizaLipz February 6, 2008
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Computer Faggot

Definition:

A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.

1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.

2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.

3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
Examples:

1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.

Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o

2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?

Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.

3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?

Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.

Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?

Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.

Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
by W4rr10rAnon138 June 10, 2011
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computronium

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.
"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."
by Wolvend December 9, 2021
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computeristic

knows stuff about computers.
sarah: i can do that on the computer!
terri:you're so computeristic.
by not bob. June 12, 2009
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Computon

The positive, operating system specific, flow of computer energy from a user to a system device.
"Ryan can walk into a room and computers just start to work. It must be the computons"
by Jaydeo August 25, 2009
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Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.
1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.
by Prevs September 28, 2009
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computable

The property of a problem being solved by means of a Turing machine.

In other words, can we write a program to solve the problem? If so, then the problem is computable.
The sorting problem is computable. I can sort lists of things based on a common comparator.

The halting problem is not computable.
by alpsmac February 23, 2010
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