Hot Coffee

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.

"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.

by subliminalistic September 14, 2005

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.

I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.

by South African Banter September 30, 2016

Coffee Roll

Its when a man sicks a broom in his anus and pretends he is a witch.

Hey man, your friend was doing a cray coffee roll last night.

by Givethecash May 6, 2009

green coffee

An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.

Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?

Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.

by surfer--- April 15, 2008

Stirring coffee

When a girl has diarrhea and a guy puts his dick in her ass and jerks off in circles until ejaculation.

Yo, last night I had so much fun stirring coffee with this girl, I even added cream.

by TheKingOfZ July 6, 2017

decaf coffee

A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.

oh my god, that guy is drinking DECAF coffee! TRAITOR!

by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012