cock waffle

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007

Travel cock

An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.

Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'

Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'

Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'

by shmurnt August 8, 2009

cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.

Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.

by NotebookLives April 19, 2011

cock doughnut

A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.

Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night

Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut

by jasorkowski657 April 2, 2016

Cock knocker

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.

Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

by Mrs. Unger April 27, 2016

cock climbing

When you say you are going to go rock climbing, but you actually just fuck some dude.

Luiza went to the gym to go cock climbing.

by The Handy Man February 15, 2010

Cock Raven

A person who is generous to the upperside of the male member. One who licks or salivates on a penis' shaft without doing anything else.

"Jesus Christ that fucking woman would go anywhere else."

"What do you mean?"

"She was perched on my dick like a cock raven"

by Definately not Mike December 2, 2005