deuce closet

A small bathroom that only contains a toilet.

My Dad is taking a shower upstairs but you can use the deuce closet.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

Closet Case

(1) A homosexual person who cannot admit they are gay, for fear of being rejected by their peers or large Conservative audience.

i.e. Steven Crowder, failed comedian, host of political podcast Louder with Crowder

“Did you hear Steven Crowder call his wife’s ass a ‘buttocks’? What a fucking closet case.”

by duckkkkkkkkkkk December 8, 2020

Close

A expression used when your in confusion, when you don’t understand what your roadman is talking about or are shocked!

Speaker 1: I’m having a wank mate
Speaker 2: shittt!!’close? Mate tmi

by Stoner998 October 21, 2017

Come out of the closet

The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out

I haven’t got the guts to come out of the closet

by Iliketrains12542468973743 July 16, 2019

Come Out of the Closet

To admit you're gay

Guy #1: I think it's about time you come out of the closet.

Guy #2: What?!

by Mikazuki November 15, 2010

cum closet

When a girl (or her roommate) purposefully leaves her dorm room unlocked so that guys can sneak into her closet and cum inside all her shoes.

Dan: Eww, why do Jenny's keds have yellow stains on them?

Eric: I heard her roommate Alicia unlocked her door for a cum closet yesterday and all her shoes got stained.

Dan: LOL Best prank ever!

by Gmail548 April 19, 2010

closet case

(n.) A gay or bisexual person who hides his sexual preference from others especially to avoid exclusion from hot locker room scenes high contact sports like wrestling and rugby.

Have you ever noticed the way Craig spends so much time in the locker room, showering, drying and showering all over again? I wonder if he's a closet case.

by Perspective July 5, 2003