the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.

Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.

by Mike Carini March 5, 2009

chinese checker

When you’re an Asian gay man skipping from partner to partner until your king of the pile

Lee was Chinese checkered at the New Year’s Eve party

by Supervoris December 31, 2018

Chinese Shower

When a woman proceeds to urinate on another person with her tampon lodged inside of her.

Veronica had her period and gave Ron a Chinese Shower

by Relax9er February 22, 2011

chinese fingerbang

The manipulation of a vagina or anus with fingers and the use of onions,

i was fingerbanging my girlfriend when she stated she needed more pleasure through the use of onions, so i invented the chinese fingerbang

by silkyscouse March 13, 2014

chinese blanket

That same thing as a dutch oven, but only in China.

Ha! Ha! "Chinese blanket!"

by the impatient patient August 11, 2006

Chinese poop

Shit tiny rice-pellet-sized chunks

I'm going to make a Chinese poop.
What? A Chinese poop?
Yes a rice pellet poo.

by ANON-T February 9, 2012

Chinese Rowboat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G September 5, 2008