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Chicago Martini

After Molly douched, I treated myself to a Chicago martini.
by Chuck Mangioni September 28, 2003
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University of Chicago

1. Ranked the 8th best overall university in the country by U.S. News and World Report.

2. The worst four years of your life.

3. The school that people in Korea know about but people in Chicago don't.

4. Not UIC (University of Illinois in Chicago)
Person 1: Where do you go to school?

Person 2: University of Chicago.

Person 1: Cool! I have a couple of friends that go there!

Person 2: No, you don't. It's U of C, not UIC.

Or,

Man 1: Is that a woman or a tree with warts?

Man 2: Impossible to tell, but she/it looks better than my
last girl friend from this school. Let's pop some more
anti-anxiety pills, smoke some weed, and drink a bit and see if she'll talk to us. Will you back me up in case I get scared?

Man 1: Please, does E=MC^2? Of course I'll back you up.

Man 2: Thanks, man. Hey, if this doesn't work out, let's go
home and study!
by UofCAlum June 16, 2010
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Chicagogirl

When you are notorious for sucking bodybuilding cock, trolling gyms in hopes of being noticed and looking for attention from men on bodybuilding forums.

It can also mean someone who considers themselves getting ready for a show, but is always fat.

Example 1. Random bodybuilder finds a piece of ass at a gym or on a forum, he can say I scored me a chicagogirl aka. Erin, no matter the girls name or location.

Example 2. A girl is fat , eating on her treadmill and says she is prepping for the next show. You can say, hey, look at that chicagogirl prep over there.
Chicagogirl can be located at MD forums or RX. Probably a ton of others when looking for a bull fix. Very visible close to showtime.
by IronAsylum July 7, 2010
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chicanowash

The act of using the windshield wiper squeegee at the gas station to was your entire car.
Damn mexicans, always pulling through the chicanowash and holding up the people that need gas.
by deysr July 12, 2012
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chicago sidewinder

a dude ejaculates in a line and someone (hopefully a female) snorts it through there nose
I jizzed on the table and that stupid bitch snorted that shit up.
by Tack May 12, 2003
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Mimi Chica

The Mimi Chicas aren't able to cross the border in herds like they used to.
by Cyle June 26, 2006
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Chicago Fishhook

A technique wherein while a girl is doogy style an index finger is inserted into her anus and then removed and "hooked" fish style into her mouth
by isotop235 May 10, 2004
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