Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

carlyse

Carlyse means pretty asl always meaningful always there when friends need them,carlyse means aggravating but fun and will always be A strong survivor who doesn't take crap from nobody and loves her surroundings when family is around And can sometimes be a bitchy friend...

Carlyse can be a bitch , she could be mean or nice , she petty , and the best friend you’ll ever meet.

by ImSoUgly April 7, 2018

trolly cart

like a skank that everyone has rode

man that bitch is like a trolly cart in frisco

by smug 234 November 11, 2006

D Cart

A mobile device used for sexual pleasure. Consisting of one or more sex toys conected to the drive shaft of a motorized wheel chair.

Andrew loves to ride the D Cart all around Wolf Ave.

by Dcartnation June 17, 2009

Pity cart

A mode of motorized transportation or scooter is for those who are fat and too lazy to walk. The people using these have gone past the point of of being fat. This is quite evident by the tent like structure covering their body. You normally see these obese people at your local Wal-mart or grocery store. They can be seen filling the baskets on these carts with chips, ho ho's, donuts and other high calorie and high fat foods. Its common to see a 50 pound bag of cat food in the basket. Don't get in their way because they will run you over to get the last 60 pack of toilet paper. They can be seen checking out with their food stamps or link card while on their cell phone. These people normally are supported by you and me because they are also too lazy(or fat) to work. You will see them pulling out of a handicapped parking spot after leaving their pity cart in the parking lot for someone else to worry about. Their car is normally not less than 6 colors and as it leave the lot is disappears in a cloud of smoke.

Betty: Me gonna get one of them their Pity carts cause I don't wanna walk cause my ass is too big to fit through the aisles.

by Society against lazy humans December 25, 2012

I carry anime tiktok ong

A big virgin social reject

(virgin)Hey I carry anime tiktok ong
(smart person) Carry yourself to the shower

by Beefdoe on tiktok May 12, 2021

dmt cart

a regular thc dab cartridge but instead of thc, its filled with dmt, an extremely potent psychedelic

hey broh you wanna skip bio and trip nuts off my dmt cart in the bathroom?

by .mr. meeseeks. March 29, 2022