Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.

"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.

by SuperDirtySanchez October 18, 2010

Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

I want her carrots

I want to marry her

Dang that girl is wife material. I want her carrots.

by jbear4309 February 02, 2022

Girls who eat carrots

There is no definition for this meh boi pass definition

Person 1: Really? Girls who eat carrots are on urb dic?
Person 2: yah meh boi
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: idk frigdet

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 23, 2021

Girl who eats carrots

A woman who eats orange vegetables known as carrots. What did you expect?!

Linda: eats a carrot
Josh: Look! A girl who eats carrots!

by Jeus the basketball master July 17, 2021

girls who eat carrots

A figurate way for defining girls who usually like to practise oral sex on men.

ack: "Do you girls eat carrots?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Jack: "So you are girls who eat carrots?"
Girls: "We are females who like oral sex

by Pippo Fantasy June 13, 2021

Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot can be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..

Guy 1: You think those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritans are to prude. Those are the kind of girls who EAT carrots, if you know what I mean.

by Hellnose March 13, 2021