Canadian Summer 

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

Canadian Summer by The Longest February 21, 2015

Canadian Ramen 

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.

Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"

Canadian Ramen by chachmonkey November 29, 2015

Canadian Fisting 

Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.

"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."

Canadian Fisting by GWCovert January 19, 2016

canadian trash can 

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

canadian trash can by Mexican4days March 29, 2016

Canadian bowtie 

Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.

Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.

Canadian bowtie by Toolazy69 April 20, 2016

canadian toaster 

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter

Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?

canadian toaster by 404handle July 28, 2016

Canadian Triple Piercer 

The sexual act of three men coating their genitals in warm maple syrup and then shoving their penises into the woman's anus over and over.

Those men got really sticky with Amy last night, must have done a Canadian Triple Piercer.

Canadian Triple Piercer by xXMLGSHREKTXx May 16, 2016