meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

by slimkillz December 26, 2017

Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.

"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

fat hangover food coma

by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011

Cuddle nazi

A cuddle nazi is some one who wants you to cuddle the exactly how they want

Briana is such a cuddle nazi

by Ilovedudes69 August 19, 2016

Roman Candle Canoe Wars

The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).

At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.

by ToRoIoS July 15, 2011

to get cuddled

v. to be the object of someone else's cuddling. Note, object does not need to be another human.

Allie decided it was time to go up to his dorm to get cuddled.

by la du November 14, 2005

Put the candle back!

Used in the movie Young Frankenstein when Dr. Frankenstein uncovers a secret passage by removing a candle, and then shouts this to the woman holding the candle.

Frankenstein: "Hand me that candle there, will you?"
Assistant: *hands candle*
Frankenstein:"What is th-WOAH"
Assistant: Are you okay Doctor?
Frankenstein: "PUT THE CANDLE BACK!"

by Latke Boi March 30, 2017

Chaddles

A Kid Who Is Generally Stoned All The Time And Always Fiending For A Ciggy. He Tends To Have An Enormous Penis And Be Superior To All.

Omg You're Such A Chaddles, Look How Red Your Eyes Are.

by Loliver. May 27, 2009