Jeb Bush

a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)

"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."

by JDUB in LA July 3, 2015

bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007

bush club

When you and your friends are walking along the sidewalk, usually after drinking, and one or more people in the party secretly decide to throw another person in the group into the bushes. The victim is then sneak-attacked and thrown forcefully into the largest bush available while the rest of the group shouts "BUSH CLUB!!!"

Chris was wasted last night so we initiated him into the bush club on the way back from the bars.

by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006

crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*

"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."

by LoL_What April 4, 2009

chest bush

Chest Bush refers to the vagina like qualities of chest hair protruding from a man's shirt.

Connor your chest bush is really showing today.

by ForestOfIce January 25, 2014

bush slamming

When plowing a girl from behind in the dark, and you feel her bush petruding from her ass crack.

I was bush slamming ma hoe, and our pubes interlocked like valcro.

by Dr. Schwartz August 31, 2018

bush dander

Dried man chowder and or dry flaky skin mixed in pubic hair, when bumped or brushed falls like white dust

So drunk last night I went down on a hooker and woke up this morning with a beard full of bush dander.

by Majickcom February 23, 2021