when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009

An offensive word used to describe somebody of Italian descent. Pizza Burner is derived from the word Rice Burner, which is a Japanese person or product. Pizza burner is equivalently offensive to Italians like Nigger is to Blacks, and Beaner is to Mexicans.
"Look at all those Pizza Burners in there wife beaters driving around the Jersey Shore in the pimped out 1990's Honda"
P1 "Fuck you Pizza Burning Guinea!"
P2 "Kiss my Pizza Burner ass!"
P1 "Fuck you Pizza Burning Guinea!"
P2 "Kiss my Pizza Burner ass!"
by Guidoboy January 28, 2009

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

A Bunson Burner is the next step after you preform the Alaskan Snow Dragon. A sexual prank preformed in nature, gather 3 red-hot candies and string into an anal beads, then proceed to do anal. After which you will mention you have HIV.
by Juan445 October 2, 2020

by J. Bunsen Burner July 29, 2023

the act of handing your teacher a old phone and secretly keeping your actual phone when they ask for it
i gave my old cracked iphone 3GS to my teacher instead of my iphone 5s. the fool believed it!
my iphone 3gs is a burner sacrifice.
my iphone 3gs is a burner sacrifice.
by kieralovedanny July 14, 2025

"This girl gave me.the best head the other day! She had no gag reflex, but she had acod reflux so it was a tip burner."
by demon shits March 5, 2014
