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i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps 

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

and then the condom broke 

When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.
*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?

Sadly Broke 

- To be bereft of cash

- A housing estate to the north of Bristol famed for it's negative equity and proximity to the M4, M5 and "The Mall"
Craig and Vicky neeeded a larger place after little Britney had little Jamelia but were stuck with their 1 bed "Starter" home, a crippling mortgage, negative equity and debts from shopping at "The Mall"
Sadly Broke by Mr Rose September 30, 2004

brok/broke 

To be completely off your head due to alcohol or drugs.
Oh my god! That guy over there is totally brok/broke!

Hiiya baybeeeee, I'm brok/broke!
brok/broke by hellsxbells June 23, 2007

smoke-broke 

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.
Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....
smoke-broke by Jude6666 April 28, 2008

Gucci Broke 

From a track of Gucci Crew II (Old School)
To have expensive stuff, but always without money.
"Man, gimme a dolla for a drink, I Gucci Broke." Asked while wearing designer clothes and shoes, driving a Merc.
Gucci Broke by GattinoInferno August 25, 2011