brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

Burnett's Brain

When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.

Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.

by luckydog819 October 19, 2016

milky brain

A Fucking Spastic

“Fuck bens a milky brain”

by Bekwek December 12, 2018

Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

Omega Brain

When your code is so dumb and pointless it's good.

Person 1: Show me your code.
Person 2: function false() {return false}
Person 1: That is some omega brain code.

by Coar Idor March 31, 2022

brain-ninja'd

(verb) to mess with a member of the opposite sex's head, usually by women. Originates from the comedy routine of comedian Dane Cook.

"Peter needed to talk after Maria brain-ninja'd him."

by strongbadia7 December 9, 2007

pig brain

When a person loses rational thought because they are overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

He was barely able to breathe, struggling to sit up against the onset of a severe food coma and blamed pig brain taking over as he reached for another box of donuts instead.

by Analytico April 7, 2023