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1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
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Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
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If Bigfoot were to become a wildly successful businesses name. His name would be Brad Camphouse.
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It seems like he doesn't even try but he wins at everything.
If Bigfoot were to become a wildly successful businesses name. His name would be Brad Camphouse.
Things fall into place for Brad Camphouse.
It seems like he doesn't even try but he wins at everything.
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