Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021
Get the Brad Seltzermug. Biggest waste of oxygen.. absolute let down of a human. Brad will just take liberties out of your life.
Brad is the type of the guy who will try and still fail to make you happy.
Brad is the type of the guy who will try and still fail to make you happy.
by Sk8erBoi November 23, 2021
Get the Bradmug. Brad is the type of person to root through the bins of his town with no remorse, unwavering even when caught and abhorred. He takes a strange pride in finding stale baked goods and often offers them to the townspeople, keeping silent of their questionable origins.
Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
by CallumHater123 June 22, 2025
Get the Bradmug. Hes a nice guy , extremely overweight , and usually a huge geek for superheros and stupid stuff . Can be funny but sometimes you just think shut up you fat whopper. He's probably nice too girls and then everybody think he has thousands of girls . Racist,sexist,homophobic and basically really annoying . Also he's probably suicidal from time too time . He loves his family and kids and enjoys work as a plumber or some kind off high wage job
by 1234mynamebrad January 18, 2021
Get the Bradmug. Brad is a very brad type of guy. He's around 6 feet tall and is Filipino. He is most likely the youngest child and because of that grows a tendency to bully those smaller than him. But FEAR NOT, Brad will make you laugh with his unique sense of humor. He has a contagious laugh and will do anything for his BROS.
Brad is such a Brad!
by caramelojar February 8, 2023
Get the Bradmug. by word2thebird December 6, 2018
Get the Bradmug. A Brad is a Caucasian man who takes an action, out of White Privilege, said action would normally would be frowned upon, but a Brad has no social awareness that his action is prejudicing someone else.
by HoneyComb Brown July 8, 2019
Get the Bradmug.