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jelly bracelets

red~kiss
blue~sex in the water
green~head
yellow~head
orange~hug/kiss
pink~like
black~sex
white~body rub
clear~fuck with sperm
that are my meaning for jelly's
by chris June 7, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

Thin colored plastic bracelets that are worn on the wrist by mostly teenage peoples. They have no meaning whatsoever and some people are stupid enough that they do have meaning of the sexual kind. I mean, jeez. I'm wearing a pink one and a blue one right now, and I'm not trying to get fucked. Its hard to believe anyone can be that desperate.
guy#1-dude, you're wearing pink and blue Jelly bracelets, you know what that means right?

Me- Yeah, it means that I won them in archery, and star throwing at the FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIR!!! And if you seriously get any dumber by giving these little plastic rings a sexual meanings, I might have to go back to the fair, and win more of them, using your head as a FUCKING TARGET


PS~that example is a true story
by Jesus-Fishboy March 22, 2009
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Rob:Brace yourself Jamzo!
Jamzo:*Braces* URGHHHHHH!
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Braceslut

Word that describes scene kids who wear a ton of bracelets.

made by korrik.
Raver: heyy gurly wanna do ecstasy and trade kandi?
Korri: No get away from me you braceslut.
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Brainer

A word used by senior stagiaires who are trying to look cool. While the validity of the word is contested, it is accepted that the word is not used by anyone anymore, or at least anyone who you would consider to be cool.
Christine: This guy I know went did a degree in engineering and a masters in engineering and now he is in med school doing his residency, what a brainer!

Mat: What's a brainer?
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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brachen shnaught

1) A fried pig snout covered in saurkraught.
2) Broke nose.
also see:
brachen shnaut
1. "They served brachen shnaught at oktober fest"

2. "I fell down a flight of german stairs and developed a brachen shnaught."
by Distorted Peace April 6, 2005
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