Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

A Brad

A Brad is a hyper-Masculine/Muscular version of a chad, usually on the football team in high school and typically quite popular.

Deric joined the football team, he's such A Brad have you seen how hot he looks in those red shorts?

by Namestypicalmeaning February 19, 2021

Brad Seltzer

A very cool guy who like history a bit too much.

Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer

by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021

big brad

the biggest cock on a white male youve ever seen

it was a big brad

by yohin January 15, 2018

Brad Taylor

A bald woodworking teacher who is sexy wexy

“Brad Taylor is so sexy wexy”

by Bradtaytayfanpage January 31, 2023

Brad Gillis

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.

Brad Gillis was Ozzy's guitar player on the 'Speak of the Devil tour'.

by piptardsman October 29, 2009

Brad Miller

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.

Brad Miller won the game for the Brewers by taking ball four with the bases loaded!

by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019