boreday

when you have a boring birth day

bday boy: sigh this birthday is more of a bored
out of date hipster: was up brother was you looking, so sad because its yo birthday (starts singing) its yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthday its yo birthday
bday boy: well its been ok until i saw your face

out of date hipster: oh you be jelouse
bday boy: well to be true I'm having a boreday

out of date hipster: what your mum even got me to come here
bday boy: exactly

by watchlover June 20, 2015

Boredom fuck

Someone you have sex with when you're really bored.

I had the best boredom fuck with Amy last night.

by Portwine55 November 4, 2015

bored

Something we all wish would just go away

"Bored" -by you

by Ausername March 21, 2016

boredsterbating

When one passes the time of being bored through masturbation.

Human 1: "I'm so fucking bored."
Human 2 : "Why don't you go boredsterbate?

"Is Timmy in his room boredsterbating again?"

by UberGhostBob June 23, 2016

Boredick

When the guy you're texting is dry but you still want or need his dick.

Every girl gets boredick from him.

by Babygirl Johnson July 27, 2016

Bored

Doing something pointless.

I'm so bored I'm just pointlessly using urban dictionary.

by boaz274 December 3, 2016

Bored

95% of the reason why people use this site anymore.

Yo I'm so bored!

"Just go on urban dictionary"

by CheapBleach April 22, 2017