blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.

Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”

by stripez56 July 2, 2025

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

taiwanese sand blaster

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass

Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster

by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016

finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.

Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.

by Svendpai March 3, 2017

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018

Pussy destroyer Blaster Edition

The type of genre of music that will make sure you get laid. Blaster edition stands for a record about this genre without any songs on the record. Length of recorded music, 00:00.

explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.

by Lockerpussyman May 16, 2018