Brad is sexy sexy dilf that work as a pest killer and specilizes in killing german cokroaches, i want him to pin me down and suck on all my spots until theres no room to suck on me anymore, then i want him to fist me until i can barely funtion.
by bradismworshipper November 5, 2022
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Get the Brad Swanson mug.To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.
Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.
Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...
Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...
by bradbusy August 22, 2019
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Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude
“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”
“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”
“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”
by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018
Get the Brad mug.The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
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