vicious bastard

to have a vicious wank with the veins popping out the temple and the neck

I'm going to the toilet to have a vicious bastard, aaa,aaa,aaa

by Kevlad October 17, 2007

whores bastard

whores- women who exchange sexual acts for monitary units
bastard- Somebody born without a father

the fatherless off spring of a prostitute

your nothing but a whores bastard

by Bobby Sultan January 13, 2008

Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

Full as a bastard

The feeling of being unable to eat a single mouthful more; Completely full, beyond loosening one's belt.

"More cake, Jim?"
"Leave off Martha, I'm full as a bastard"

by isthistheonlynamenooneelsehas? March 31, 2009

Sheep shagging bastard

A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheep’s arsehole ya dirty cunt

So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Bastage

Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.

That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.

by AceTW September 26, 2004

Bastard Shepherd

One of the members of the super hero group team gay. Bastard Shepherd has the power to make fellow team members stay out way past their bed time. Bastard Shepherd may or may not have said something terrible to someone.

1) Bastard Shepherd: Oh please go out tonight? What if we all die tonight and never see each other again?
2) Oh you are truly a Bastard Shepherd

by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006