Barbie

When something looks so good that it has to be fake, but it’s not.

Omg your lashes are so barbie

by SoggyFroggy42 May 24, 2020

Shardie Barbie

another term for a “dope whore” or “sack chaser”. Shardie Barbie is a (usually young) girl who will flirt and or fuck anyone who has drugs(especially shards) in hopes to get high.

“She’s only with him because he’s got dope, what a Shardie Barbie”

by Lil piece 😜 May 31, 2020

barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood

If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.

by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020

Gym Barbie

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.

I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Zol Barbie

𝑍𝑂𝐿 zɒl (𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛)
1. 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐴𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒.

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐵𝐼𝐸 ˈbɑr bi (𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛)
2. 𝐴𝑛 𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙, ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒.

"She doesn't drink alcohol, she's a real Zol Barbie."

by Zol Barbie August 31, 2020

Barbie

Barbie is a dumb person cause she had plastic surgery and she says it's natural and she makes little girls hate on themselves

Little girl: Why can't I look like Barbie!?
Me being a babysitter for her: Because she did plastic surgery and she says it's natural.

by Nowiknowwhatsrealandwhatiscake September 18, 2020

Dirt Barbie

A complementary term for a femme who plays outside and recreates (hike, bike, climb, backpack, whitewater raft, kayak, etc.) while not minding being messy, stanky, and crunchy. Overall, buck the system. These are hard femmes/fems who know that being natural is sexy and “Barbie-fied” photoshopped images of a false male fantasy female are not. They wear sick outfits while sending lines and cracking ciders. They don’t mind climbing chalk on their clothing, but they do mind ugly outdoor fashion.

Athena lives in a van, takes baths in a river, hikes with their dog, and guides whitewater all while going real hard femme - their a wicked rad Dirt Barbie!

by Boogie Bus July 13, 2022