bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

by Priceless12 March 4, 2009

Baker

A short person with homosexual tendencies. Is commonly mistaken for an oompa loompa.

That guy looks to be a baker. He is actually shorter than his shorts.

by me123454321 January 13, 2009

Bakeress

(bey-ker-is) -noun
1)A medical person who bakes coconut laden brownies of the 'special' sort.
2)A shoe throwing maniac
3)A jewish woman
4)Someone who works with a poor quality LPN.

Origin: 2008 VA, before 1000 ME bekere

"Gosh, I wish that Bakeress would stop yelling at plants and do some work around here."

by Chief Red January 24, 2008

Steffi Baker

fit as fuck

very sexy lady

by Kie April 23, 2004

baker street

the baker street, known technically as the Perinium is the portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone. Simply put, the part on the womens body between her anus and her pussy, often a sweaty area to venture towards. Named after the tube stop because it is the only place where you can switch from the brown to pink lines effortlessly.

i was licking this girl out round the baker street and my tongue slipped onto the bakerloo line, ouch!

by Nox Noctics July 24, 2006

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

Baker

a person who smokes weed.get it? you know, like to go get baked, or toasted

that dude is one cool baker...i wonder if he will bake with me?

by sheaspeck May 14, 2005