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d-bag

abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."

"What a fuckin d-bag!"
by Trunk December 31, 2007
mugGet the d-bagmug.

slappin' the bag

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.
"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!
by harrebawl July 15, 2011
mugGet the slappin' the bagmug.

Bag of ass

Navy term

1.Used to describe one's uniform or appearance as unsat or out of regulation.

2. Used to describe a feeling of being hungover or unwell.
1. Damn, sailor. It looks like you were hit with a bag of ass!

2. Man, I woke up this morning feeling like a bag of ass.
by Nicodemus May 9, 2004
mugGet the Bag of assmug.

bag tag

originating from the game of tag, where several parties (generaly male) flick each others testicles with their hands without intent to injure, but to send an unpleasant twinge to the other person's testicles.
by DUDEMAN September 2, 2004
mugGet the bag tagmug.

bag of sand

It is how Steve Carell describes the feminine mammary glands (boobs/tits) in the movie...40 year old Virgin
Steve: You know...when your feeling them...they feel like a...bag of Sand.
by TT49 March 13, 2008
mugGet the bag of sandmug.

Piss Bag

Urinary bladder. In anatomy, the piss bag is a hollow, muscular, and distensible organ that sits on the pelvic floor in mammals.
"I'm just going to empty my piss bag."
by Criminal Activist November 13, 2007
mugGet the Piss Bagmug.

Benjamin Bag

A container of marijuana costing $100. ALso callled benny bag, ben bag or B-bag. Size may vary . but should be the size of a base ball.
Alex, did u pick up that benjamin bag?
Ya dude, lets spark dis b-bag.
<friend that no one likes> I call roads!
by Tixon Diconderoga March 2, 2008
mugGet the Benjamin Bagmug.

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