Bage

Slang term for the entryway to the female's reproductive organs. Vagina. A skanky girl or woman. Smelly crotch.

"This bicycle seat totally smells like bage!"

"She smells like a shrimping boat, what a dirty Bage."

by DiDYourMoM September 10, 2007

bagel hole

The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.

your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out

by the real bagel April 14, 2011

Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick

Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling

by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018

Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

Moldy Bagel

Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.

Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!

Yeah, I hear he loved it.

by grooss December 18, 2010

growling at the badger

to conduct oral sex on a female

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."

by Tommo August 28, 2003

free badger

Often said when someone sees a great offer. This can be on TV, in a shop or anywhere really.

TV: Buy 1 and get 1 free

Person: OMFG FREE BADGER!

by JBF March 13, 2005