brandon

A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.

Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."

by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020

Brandon

The WORST FRIEND EVER to have. Ugly,fat,looks like Patrick the damn star and has the iq of a rock.

Brandon has fat teeth.

by Higma February 10, 2019

Brandon

Oatmeal

Ayo oatmeal nigga nigga ballsack Brandon

by Harry P. Ballsack July 30, 2020

Brandon

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"

John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt

by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017

Brandon

And absolute dick and is very cocky

Oh you know brandon yeah that dick

by Yournan123x January 12, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.

That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.

by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.

Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.

by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018