Anal period 

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

Anal period by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

Anal Mayonnaise 

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

Anal Mayonnaise by dstro-y December 14, 2011

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

Anal Schplinter by Aaddam August 19, 2012

anal toot 

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

anal toot by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

anal weasel 

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

anal weasel by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

anal bees 

Bees that fly into the anal cavity, and implant themselves into the rektum.

I hear Bode's anal bees really hurt.

anal bees by YaBoy1155 June 8, 2017

Anal Death Star 

A sex toy that literally rips your ass hole apart

"That toy ripped my ass hole like the Death Star hitting Alderaan" said the dirty girl

That anal Death Star destroyed my booty hole with one blast oh it hurt but was so satisfying

Anal Death Star by shovel breaker October 26, 2017