milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

by annntttt July 27, 2019

The Spicy Almond

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".

Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about

by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

You're not aloane

What you sympathetically tell someone who's wrestling with one or more "typical" or "oft-experienced" conundrums involving borrowed money/objects.

If someone needs to be told, "You're not aloane", this often indicates that he has not followed Shakespeare's famous "neither a borrower nor a lender be" proverb.

by QuacksO November 20, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife by Alcone is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! LimeLife is still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. They have expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own. AKA They are a FIRE cosmetics and skin-care company that instills confidence in people across the world

Friend: "Have you heard about LimeLife by Alcone?"
Friend #2: "Aren't they the all natural and cruelty free cosmetic company that supports female entrepreneurs?"
Friend: "Yes! They also inspire people to be their best selves!!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife by Alcone is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! LimeLife is still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. They have expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own. AKA They are a FIRE cosmetics and skin-care company that instills confidence in people across the world

Friend: "Have you heard about LimeLife by Alcone?"
Friend #2: "Aren't they the all natural and cruelty free cosmetic company that supports female entrepreneurs?"
Friend: "Yes! They also inspire people to be their best selves!!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! They are still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. LimeLife has expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own.

Friend #1: “Have you ever heard of LimeLife by Alcone?”

Friend #2: “Yeah, isn’t that the all natural and cruelty free skin care and beauty brand that empowers female entrepreneurs?”

Friend #1: “Yes, that’s them! I love their products”

by Make-Up Lover November 23, 2021