Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

alaskaluvr

i had to do this again bc I didn’t add my name

a sweetheart

gorgeous

and sucks at responding 😉
by wonderelio (aka. tchalametsluvrbot)

“I love alaskaluvr.”

by wonderelio April 3, 2022

Alastair

Baby sniffer. /j /nsx

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!

by a stupid duck May 14, 2022

Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.

Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.

by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022

Alaskan Venom Drake

The act in which you ejaculate into a woman’s mouth and then clamp her jaw shut with your hands lean in close and tell her you have an incurable STD. Her body will naturally convulse and then eject the semen through her nasal passage

“Bro you should try the Alaskan venom drake on your girl”

by BBOLLIE December 12, 2022

alaskan unibrow

Tying two peoples pubic hair together to transfer crabs from one person to another.

Hey Larry! tonight wanna share crabs? Let’s do the alaskan unibrow.

by DriedAir February 8, 2023