Alaskan Goldrush

An Alaskan Goldrush is when a man urinates into a a person's asshole. For added effect, the person being pissed in should have explosive diahrea for an extra effect.

The person who was pissed in now craps out the piss along with his regular fecal matter. That part is where explosive diahrea can be used for an added effect.

Oh man I got drunk last night and made an Alaskan Goldrush with your sister.

by Jar Boy December 31, 2011

Alaskan Chili Bowl

This action involves two girls and one guy. First one girl shits (Diarrhea works the best) into the other girl's mouth making a bowl of chili. Then the guy uses his dick to spoon the shit into the first girls mouth.

Last time I tryed the Alaskan Chili bowl this it was chunky and it inhanses the experience.

by AlaskanWriter December 4, 2013

Alaskan Oreo Train

(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.

Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.

by put a dick all up inside her March 3, 2015

alaskan popsicle

take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo

I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.

by Haywaitaminute! January 7, 2009

trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.

Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.

by Se7en November 15, 2006

Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head

Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...

by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009

Alaskan Bulldog

The Alaskan Bulldog is a sex act where a couple is going at it doggy style in a very cold area, and as the coldness of the vagina and vaginal juices freezes the dick in place. The man then rips his dick angrily out and rips the vulva out along with the loose skin around the shaft of his penis off. He then goes up to the crying woman's mouth and forces her to eat her own vulva and his dickskin all the while making loud and obnoxious barking noises at her. Then after the organs are consumed, lifts his leg and pisses in her face to mark his territory. And quickly runs off on all fours.

So I heard Sheila was given an Alaskan Bulldog by Rick, she's been crying for days!!! Serves that bitch right.

by The0ceanMan July 24, 2011