1 August

On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.

There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.

“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”

“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”

translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”

“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”

by alienworld August 1, 2021

9 August

Post your girlfriend day!

-What day is it?
-Oh, it’s 9 August, you should post your girl!

by Heyday29482 August 8, 2021

Angus

If ur names Angus u have a big dick and your hot asf. Also ur rich asf

Girl 1: he’s so hot I bet he’s got a huge dick
Girl 2: I bet he’s an Angus 🥵

by -Hahaha- March 1, 2020

August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

by True facts 2020 July 27, 2021

angus

angus is a cool guy, don't be discouraged bus his glasses and weird looks he will give you a good day. angus has the biggest sword dick and secret 6 pack and will fuck you till you cry.

girl: look its angus omg he looks so weird
stella: he might look weird but trust me you will fall in love with him

by LOLlima October 31, 2022

4th august birthday

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else

4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

by bigmusclessotall September 18, 2021

August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

by No1shaager November 1, 2019