Reverse Age-Trap

A person (generally a woman) who appears much older than they really are.

Boy #1: Hello, Mrs......?

Boy #2: She’s my sister. She’s a Reverse Age-Trap

Boy #1: Oh.

by Trap Enthusiast #13554577 May 10, 2019

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This post will age terribly

when a cunt tries to be funny

"the dumbass went on This post will age terribly to make a meme, what a cunt!"

by fuckcuntslikeyou February 19, 2021

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age before beauty

a passive aggressive way for a less attractive, older person to insinuate they're betting looking than someone else while "being nice."

You go first, beautiful person. Age before beauty.

by scarlit March 14, 2019

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Justin Bieber Age

Your Justin Bieber age is measured by how much you know about sex, drugs and just general mature content.

Molly: “Damn her Justin Bieber Age is high!”
Desi: “Don’t worry one day you’ll get past 11”

by Home.of.Spam May 6, 2018

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Hot Girl Age is 17. You are not a fetus who is 16 and just got their license and you’re also not an 18 year old adult pedophile. You’re a happy middle where you can be and do whatever because you’re hot.

“OMG she’s so hot!”

“Yeah, she’s hot girl age”

by Cabbage hunter August 4, 2020

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New-Age Flakes

People who believe in conspiracy theories and/or want to overthrow the Powers That Be. These people differ from right-wing militia types; tending to be the more peaceful and the hippie-esque branch of the culture. They present as non-assuming & are often disaffected liberals who just believe they are getting closer to The Truth.

Q: “Do you think we’ll get into the venue to see David Icke speak on the New World Order?”
A: “I don’t know if we look like the proper kind of New-Age flakes...”

by gutter_yt April 18, 2020

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