acronims

when people text too much and literaly make up words

(texting)
Person 1: hi
Person 2: htb
Person 1: What?
Person 2: ikr
Person 1: stop plz. OMG i'm doing it 2! AAAAAAA
Person 2: lolololol ttylhhuhgr
Person 1: U just nee tu stopp
Person 2: hcbdjsheysusbx
Person 1: jshsueuejen???
Person 2 jdbddjeuehehehehenddkdns...
Person 1: DFGYHNVVBHJ???!!!
Person 2: lol acronims

by new guy 101 December 4, 2018

Acting Lizzo

Someone on social media that is purposely being extra for attention. They will purposely say controversial things or post controversial pictures just to get attention for people in groups on Facebook

We get it. You hate men. You don't have to keep telling us. You are acting Lizzo right now.

You are acting real Lizzo with all these selfies.

by lindsaydblack April 22, 2020

elbow action

Knowingly feeling/rubbing a girl's boobies with your elbow or arms, especially in crowded quarters such as a bar.

Jake got some elbow action from a hottie as he pushed his way to the bar to order our drinks.

by Redbird Fan April 30, 2008

spooky action

a woman who 'gobs on' the makeup, wears tons of jewelry, thrives on being 'pampered', wouldn't be caught dead going camping, thrift shopping, hates getting dirty, sweaty, exercise, TERRIFIED of NUDITY, WORSHIPS money; -best skills are facilitating release of "man-chowder"!! -thinks own body waste is un-odoriferous! a non-'hippie-chick'; a snob!

-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)

john: i think i'd like to 'do' that big flashy blonde! bill: -thats' spooky action!!

thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'

lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!

by michael foolsley June 28, 2011

Overy-Acting

When a woman is overreacting, acting on part of her ovaries.

Mary was overy-acting when she took out her cramps on Jonathon.

by Kirkweee November 4, 2011

negative action

Negative Action is the phenomenon where your own imagination betrays you and your fantasies turn into getting shot down by your imaginary hotties. It makes masturbation really hard - no pun intended. It's considered much worse than no action.

BBjones's luck with the ladies has gotten so bad he's been getting negative action lately.

by BBjoneswillprobablynevergetlaid May 13, 2005

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008