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acronims 

when people text too much and literaly make up words
(texting)
Person 1: hi
Person 2: htb
Person 1: What?
Person 2: ikr
Person 1: stop plz. OMG i'm doing it 2! AAAAAAA
Person 2: lolololol ttylhhuhgr
Person 1: U just nee tu stopp
Person 2: hcbdjsheysusbx
Person 1: jshsueuejen???
Person 2 jdbddjeuehehehehenddkdns...
Person 1: DFGYHNVVBHJ???!!!
Person 2: lol acronims
acronims by new guy 101 December 4, 2018
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One who is not educated in formalized spelling who is confined to using simple letter abbreviations for words and sentences to communicate with others through some electronic device. This person is known as an Acronist.
Being and Acronist Johnny's message was never understood by the 911 operator and hence he was not able to reach safety in time.

lol = Laugh out loud
ntc = I'm in the can
Acronist by basprimas March 16, 2010

Army Acronyms 

Funny acronyms and slangs used by American soldiers in wars.
Here is a list of the most popular army acronyms.

REMF - Rear-Echelon Motherfucker
ATFU - Ate The Fuck Up
DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
FIDO - Fuck It. Drive On
FIIGMO - Fuck It, I've Got My Orders
FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens
FM - Fucking Magic
FNG - Fucking New Guy
FOAD - Fuck Off And Die
FODA - Fuck Off and Die Asshole
FTA - Fuck The Army
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBIJAR - Fuck You Buddy, I'm Just a Reservist
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIS - Fuck You, Buddy, I'm Shipping
FUGAZI - Fucked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In
FYB - Fuck Your Buddy
JAFO - Just Another Fucking Observer
JANFU - Joint Army-Navy Fuck-up
LLMF - Lost Like a Mother Fucker
NFG - No Fucking Good
NPGs - No Pussy Getters
BCD - Birth Control Device. Refers to army issue eyeglasses
PFC - Pointless Fucking Chevron, or Proud Fucking Civilian
PFM - Pure Fucking Magic
SOS - Same Old Shit
SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
SRDH - Shit Rolls Down Hill
SSDD - Same Shit, Different Day
SSND - Same Shit, New Day
SWAG - Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
SST - Shit-Sucking Truck, Slang for the vehicle used to remove human waste from the portable toilets.
S-FUS - Standard Fucked Up Situation
TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up
YMRASU - Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army backwards)
WTF - What The Fuck, said as "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" on radio's
Army Acronyms by Hojko January 19, 2008

Acronyms 

the plural form of acronym; a word that apparently no one on the internet feels is worthy of being defined.
Miguel Bueno:"Brown Thunder, do you use acronyms as a part of speech. "

Brown Thunder: "OMG, Yes! #YOLO"
Acronyms by Horrid Man September 10, 2013

BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) 

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.

Man of Acronyms 

"Hey man of acronyms let me smurf on your phone."
Man of Acronyms by alo14 March 19, 2022

Era of Acronyms 

The era we live in where we don't use real or complete words anymore.
OMG WTF happen last nite. U n Ur boyfriend where fiexting last nite again.

Why can't people write in complete sentences anymore, we live in the Era of Acronyms.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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