Craig

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.

Aidan is such a fucking Craig.

by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020

Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.

It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P

by QuacksO April 19, 2019

Corner Craig

When a man loves to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.

Last night was so fun, I played Corner Craig as my wife got adjusted.

by Ken Larson January 20, 2024

Craiged

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.

I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!

by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020

craig jansen

the masculine tall male that you may see wandering the halls of CHS. very sexy in all his ways craig in a winner
aka the gentle giant

by austin smith

dewd dats a craig jansen

by austingsmithlolololol March 7, 2009

Craig

A man with too much money than sense.

Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.

Craig just spent £700 on a t-shirt.

by The Big Boii November 29, 2024

Craiged

craiged means extremely drunk or hungover. The next stage after drunk.

Gosh I was so craiged last night

by Craigedmaster June 17, 2018