Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"
Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.
Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
by Linked Carts June 4, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by Skjejsnan October 21, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by Red Jesus May 20, 2019
Get the Kyleemug. Kylee is a hot beautiful,nice,and smart girl.she use to have a bad life but know she has amazing life. Sometimes she thinks she is ugly,fat,trash,loser,and a bitch but than that change she got popular and had a boyfriend. Every time there is drama she ends the drama. When anyone Argus with Kylee she will shut you up. She trys so hard to have good grades.Kylee will get married and adopt or have kids.Also Kylee sometimes where makeup not all the time and Kylee has nice brown hair ,and light blue pretty eyes.
by Kc loves candy October 31, 2019
Get the Kyleemug. A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 13, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by the best biking kyle October 25, 2019
Get the kylemug. A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.
by crudekid July 8, 2019
Get the Kylemug.