kelly-joe

A very strong/harty person, usually a hoodrat. They are a very beautiful human with special features. They have lots of friends aswell as enemies. 'Kelly-Joe' would usually be a white person. They're family would usually be poor but 'kelly-joe' would always have money. They are a very nice and caring person or they could be the most ratchet person you ever meet

There goes the hoodrat kelly-joe

by Jayyjayy12345 March 6, 2018

kelly time

A time zone that is 1 hour behind everything else

Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?

Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time

by mr. brick June 10, 2016

kelly margot

a 16 year old youtuber that has been making youtube videos since 2014! she currently has 93.3k subscribers and 281 youtube videos. she's the absolute sweetest girl you will ever meet! she lives in new jersey and is absolutely stunning. any girl would be happy to be her!

guy: have you heard of kelly margot?
girl: of course! I'd DIE to be her!

by lEaVe Me BeHiNd Im RoAdKiLl November 20, 2019

Cathal kelly

A grumpy mofo and likes blocking people out of their lives for no reason

My grandpa acts just like a cathal kelly and that’s why my dad is distancing our family from him !

by shannons0510 October 20, 2019

Kelly "blue_berryhead"

A strange person. A person who is a extremely big fan of the linumination series "despicable me" a woman liker and a hooker a straight up hooker a fucking prostitute

"hey have you ever met my cousin Kelly? She's my cousin and I think you know her" "the gay hooker?" "Yeah her!" "I didn't know Kelly "blue_berryhead" was like that

by The REAL wiki March 31, 2022

Kelly Rowland

The chick who will forever be remember as the girl in Beyonce's shadow; a wannabe Beyonce.

Kelly Rowland let Beyonce Knowles take advantage of her due to the fact that she was blinded by "friendship."

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

kelly ripa

The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.

"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010