Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

Fortnite

A game popular amongst anti-vax 7 year olds

My mom won't let me play fortnite past my bedtime

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Fortnite

Cancer game that most people named Michael play

Michael: HeY gUyS wAnT tO pLaY fOrTnItE????

by ryand1xon June 25, 2019

Fortnite

a game for people mostly boys (that plays it to death )who won't pay attention to their girlfriends so the break ups happen in 2018👍💔

Justin: babe I'm playing video games can u stop distracting me?
Alexa: your always on that game of fortnite u acting like its more important than me

Justin: it is.. Sorry but can u get me something to drink?
Alexa : yeah ...drink your ass down the stairs bc we done bye!

by Xox.maddybae December 15, 2018

Fortnite

A game that kids in middle school still won’t shut the hell up about. They are always saying “oh yeah I destroyed Demarcus in 1 v 1s last night. “Im awesome, I’m the man”

be quiet fortnite is kinda sus

Fortnite, Fortnite, we love fortnite

Guy Says: Shut the $&@! Up

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018