Dylan

Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women

“I’d watch Dylan strip any day”

by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018

Dylan

Amazing hard working person the hottest guy you will ever meet The funniest guy In your class the one cracking Lots of jokes

Dylan will you be my boyfriend ?

by Posideonseagod September 20, 2018

Dylan

A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!

Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.

by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018

Dylan

Denial causes big depression

Dylan got rejected and is now big sad

by No_game_No_life May 7, 2019

Dylan

A little black midget, has urges to shoot up schools and loves anime aka weeb also known to be a fat fucking faggot and likes eating dogs. His first pash was on his tippy toes

Nick: brooo that fag is such a dylan
Sebastian : watch out he's pulling somthing out of his bag... IT'S A GUN RUUUNNNN HE'S A DYLAN

by Lil fag boi666 October 16, 2018

Dylan

After losing what are the odds, you refuse to do what it is you agreed to do.

Man, you were a total Dylan when you lost what are the odds.

by jamesdurden March 30, 2019

dylan

dylan is a very sweet guy. he always helps you with your problems and you can tell him anything. he is very accepting. he’s so funny, nice and cute. you can talk to him for hours. it is always great to have a dylan in your life

dylan is

by laylabosley July 1, 2019