Drinking Wisconsinbly celebrates and preserves our Wisconsin state culture like no other. We know how to polka and how a true Brandy Old Fashioned should taste. We know that Friday nights are for fish frys and that the rest of the weekend is for tailgating. We swim in its lakes, drink in its taverns and dine in its supper clubs. We know Wisconsin, because we are Wisconsin. Also the concept of drinking early and continuing to drink until the wee hours of the morning. Somewhere between responsible and irresponsible drinking because of one's tolerance.

Mike starting drinking at 8am before the Packer game and continued to drink until bar close. Now that's Drinking Wisconsinibly

Drinking Wisconsinibly by Sooperfoodisfake February 14, 2025

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Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth

That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo

Old Wisconsin yumbo by Face tickler July 2, 2025

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THE Wisconsin Mohawk

The act of shaving one’s head for sexual pleasures, then laying a fat steamy shit on one’s head, giving them a mohawk.

Tyler Carlson just shaved his head… Looks like he’s getting THE Wisconsin Mohawk.

THE Wisconsin Mohawk by J_Undertaker March 2, 2026

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