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jumping bus

This word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smartass decided to correct her. When the smartass was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen... the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window... again he ignored her... until it was too late. He died from being crushed by a jumping bus.

This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!
Erika: "Jon, I hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!"

----OR----

Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"
by Sunshine... May 31, 2004
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jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.
Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."
by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014
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Jump rope

When you’re sucking a dudes dick and pull your mouth off, it’s the string of spit that hangs from your mouth to the tip of his dick.
I sucked his dick so sloppy that there was a jump rope hanging from my mouth!
by Dash9424 March 7, 2019
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Trump Jumped

Cost of goods paid by consumers after tariff cost increases.
This bumper jack has been Trump Jumped from $49 bucks to almost $60.
This is an ass ripping $10 dollar trump jump.
by ClarkKent January 26, 2017
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Jump-Fuck

Jump-Fuck AKA JF
Eagerly jumping on a person and having intercourse with them.
"Wow Jimmy is totally Jump-Fuckable."
"Greg was so attractive that once I saw him I totally jump-fucked him!"
by Caracreatesthebestwords February 1, 2009
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jump off

a man or woman who is quick to have sex w/ someone. Unlike "slut" it is gender-neutral - it can be applied to men, not only women.
What a jump off! He only knew her for a day, and he already let her have sex with him!
by Archer MC April 9, 2006
mugGet the jump offmug.

jump drive

A hypothetical propulsion technology that allows a vehicle to teleport instantaneously via an artificially-created wormhole.
I bought a jump drive for my car so I could get to work in five minutes.
by MatthiasFW September 26, 2008
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