winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.

girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"

by the public illustrator November 14, 2009

Winter

A very pretty African American, soon to be successful girl. She slay everyone and is very cute. She got a lil booty, very skinny but still popin. Dont take no shit from nobody. All talk aside, her hands be ready. Very smart, strong, and amazing. She is goddess/queen bee. She loves shoes and clothes and is a girly girl. Very loud and lit asf.

Omg is that winter?

Yes

Lord she is pretty!

by Ausjwjau March 25, 2017

wifery

domestic chores traditionally done by the wife, such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.

I had to catch up on some wifery over the weekend.

by eelleennaa May 8, 2017

The Winter's Tale

A play written by William Shakespeare circa 1610. Absolutely brilliant, as was the rest of his work. This play deals with Leontes, king of Sicily, who believes (mistakenly) that his wife Hermione is having an affair with his best friend Polixenes, king of Bohemia. Leontes appoints Camillo to poison Polixenes and imprisons Hermione, but Camillo believes in Polixenes' innocence and they leave for Bohemia together. Hermione has a baby while incarcerated (Leontes, naturally, accuses it of being Polixenes') and orders it to be burnt... Read the play if you'd like to know how it ends ;)

The Winter's Tale is what is known as a "problem play" as it has intense psychological drama in the first three acts but in the last two it is fairly comedic and results in a happy ending.

How exactly do you exemplify this?!?! Example: An example of a character in The Winter's Tale is Paulina, Hermione's lady-in-waiting.

by The_Raven October 7, 2006

Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009

After The Flash: Wintertide

crap

I've just played some random ass game.. it was so crap Oh you mean After the flash: Wintertide?

by TwistXL September 6, 2022

Old Man Winter

While in the midst of performing cunnilingus, the act of forcefully exhaling into a woman's vaginal canal. Peforming an Old Man Winter will often cause the recipient to experience sudden and violent vaginal flatulence.

Dude, I did an Old Man Winter on my girlfriend last night. She queefed immediately and then slapped me.

by poorlygrownbeard November 20, 2010