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Anthony Weiner

noun.
1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).
by Dave Robber October 10, 2018
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Weinering

i gave her a Weinering she wont soon forget!
by my.handle.is.in.my.pants October 14, 2019
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sad weiner

when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job
the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"
by loyalrican December 28, 2007
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weinerschnitzel

one who "schnitzes" weiners... seee also meadows
Dude...stop schnitzing my weiner! you're such a meadows!
by Cracker Jack May 22, 2003
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Wienershnitzel

A man who is obsessed with women, is perverted, and is a sex addict
My friend John has 10 wives, hes a major Wienershnitzel.
by Mr War October 28, 2006
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Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!
"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"
by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008
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Hot weiner sex

The act of splitting your partner's weiner into two peices down the middle up to their stomach, and then pumping in and out of their urethra with your weiner. Blood, semen, and urine are not a rare sight when performing this type of sex. Very hot. Very weiner. And very sex.
I just had 'hot weiner sex' with Morgan!
by Ryan Noel December 4, 2004
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