suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.

The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Canadian Wedgie

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward

"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."

by opinionatedash February 17, 2024

Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it

"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Ghost wedgie

When it feels like you have a wedgie but do not.

Omg i got a ghost wedgie and its so annoying, im not even wearing underwear.

by AmlyknoOtha April 8, 2021

Pooey Wedgie

The act of giving somone usually called oscar cross a wedgie so hard they poo themselves

Lucas: oscar its pooey wedgie time!
Oscar: NOOOOOOO

by sussy sigma 69 April 25, 2024

Wedgie Booty

A young man who seems to be a very black individual and smells like complete shit. You don’t want to be around him unless you want your bets clothes to smell like fucking ass. Avoid this man at all costs.

Danny: Yo who is that walking?
Andres: I don’t know could that be..?
Danny: OH SHIT ITS THAT NIGGA WEDGIE BOOTY!!!!!!

by dannylovesbigbigbigbooty March 2, 2023

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday the day to give someone a wedgie

It's wedgie Wednesday...... wedgie time

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025