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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024
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Food & Wine

an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith. It was founded in 197823 by Ariane and Michael Batterberry.
Dana Cowin served as the editor-in-chief of Food & Wine for 21 years.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023
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Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.
Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.
by SurelyYouCantBeSerious August 21, 2024
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Wine Vine

Grapes used to make wine
We just passed some wine vines near the road. There must be a winery near by.
by whatevaforeva July 26, 2014
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Wine

A sacred gift from God Himself. It comes on a variety of flavors and sweetnesses. It's usually made from grapes, but can be made with other fruits like raspberries, strawberries, cherries, apples, peaches, pears, ect. There's even wines made from a vegetable called rhubarb. Many wineries mix/match fruits to make the perfect flavors, and many have seasonal flavors for different holidays.
Man, St. Julian's has a really good red wine that's super cheap and easy to get drunk off of. One bottle of my favorite wine, and I'm fucked up.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative
Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.
by Sleezytydye January 16, 2025
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