Swipe Wife

The modern term for "sugar momma".

The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.

Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!

by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.

Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.

by MyDogEli September 7, 2020

co-wife

A wife that doesn't know her husband treats another woman like is wife.

If only she knows she is the co-wife.

by Thatgirlmeadow September 14, 2019

chloye wife

A Chloye Wife is someone who you are madly in love with and you can't take your eyes off them.

My oh my look at that Chloye Wife

by Anon.. Lol May 14, 2021

Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020

armins wife

armins wife is basically a person called kay and yeah they're armins wife 👹
armin from aot btw 😈

omg have you seen armins wife they're so hot

by kayayayayay November 13, 2021

Errol's Wife

This woman is the most amazing woman I've ever laid eyes on,but what is she doing with

that loser?I shouldn't think like this,but I'm worried I may do or say something dramatic sooner or later.How can my thoughts be so consumed by this sweet beautiful lady & how

do I deal with him on a not so obvious level?
Someone/Anyone help 😬

Oh my Errol's Wife where do I begin? This is difficult for me & my cock is getting harder

each time I think of this it's not all sexual
either. I think we are better together than

him as loyalty is important

by Janet21 February 13, 2023