right wanker 

An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.

Only an extreme Right Wanker would advocate privatizing Social Security.

right wanker by Butt Man April 15, 2015

Wanker 

Another insult like bastard

"Fuck off you little wanker"

Wanker by Eva November 16, 2003

Wankerface 

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.

Steve you wankerface!

Wankerface by Invader May 13, 2005

wankeltutor 

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.

you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!

wankeltutor by andrew speakman October 9, 2005

Wanker's Chest 

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.

"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl

Wanker's Chest by Balistic July 30, 2010

wankerland 

Place where all hipsters can go and live

Fuck off back to Wankerland

wankerland by dangerdar June 7, 2011

wankers ache 

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off

hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk

wankers ache by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016