Fazbear Entertainment Video Manual

A VHS tape containing intructions of how to clean state-of-the art animatronic characters.

"Did you watched that Fazbear Entertainment Video Manual?"
"Yes, and I kinda like it."

by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

Matt Rose's cooking videos

An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?

Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day

February 4th is National Let Your Sister Play Video Games Day. Hand over the controller.

"It's February 4th you have to let me play!"
"So?"
"It's National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day!"

by friedchickenstick February 4, 2021

Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

by Spontanoose January 15, 2022

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

google video

type "video" into google, noob! honestly...

"i am a noob because i did'nt know what google video meant"

by n00binat0r July 10, 2006

Video Phone

A Song that was Originally by Beyonce , but later when she was afraid to flop , she Dragged GaGa to the studio and Told Her that she should make a remix with her (like she did with Shakira) and it Gave GaGa (Geyonce at that Time) the inspiration to do Telephone , which totally kicked 'Video Phone's Ass later .

So press record and let you film me
On your video phone
Make a cameo
Tape me on your video phone
I can handle you
Watch me on your video phone
On your video, video
If you want me you can watch me on your video phone

by TheLK July 25, 2010