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Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
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Ultimate

AKA Frisbee Club
It is a pastime activity where fellow members of the book society throw around plastic disks and chase after them.

It is commonly known for its lack of a referee and its players supposedly being the kindest and weakest of all atheletes.
It is most often played with dogs.
hey I have a couple minutes to waste with my dog, you wanna go play ultimate?
by c0r34n May 26, 2011
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DS Ultimate

A site that loves having crazy buttsecks and with gay mods.
I wanted to join DS Ultimate, but the mods were busy having buttsecks.
by Meta Dude March 4, 2008
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ultimate shame

The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.

The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...
Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.
by Citronic December 9, 2008
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Ultimate Shitler!

After some filthy anal sex, wipe ur dirty cock on her top lip and jizz in her hair.

Smooth down her hair in a Hilter style an the stand to attention, do a Nazi salute an shout "Heil Shilter!"
"Ah man, after I nailed Carneys mum in the ass I gave her the Ultimate Shitler!"
by BigTruck1981 April 11, 2010
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ultimately

Finally ; in the end / At most basic level
He is their father and he is ultimately responsible
by Adiym August 15, 2016
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The Ultimate PacoTaco

A piece of shit baking in the sun that will be momentarily run over by the huge 18 wheeler (Reading: COAST GUARD) heading towards it.

or

A Moron who needs to realize that whether it be Coast Guard, Navy, Army, Marines or Air Force... these Men and Women are all doing their part to protect and serve. They should all be praised and given the credit they deserve.

(BTW buddy, Coast Guard can't be too lame if they not only protect the Pres. but (for example) the Republicans at the RNC, the Democrats at the DNC and the members of the UN at the UN gathering.)
person # 1: "The Army is the best. If you join the Air Force its because your a pansy that doesn't want to get your hands dirty."

person # 2: "Get off it and Stop acting like The Ultimate PacoTaco."
by Annoynmous October 2, 2004
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